    {"id":4639,"date":"2021-11-24T20:44:34","date_gmt":"2021-11-24T23:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=4639"},"modified":"2021-11-24T20:49:44","modified_gmt":"2021-11-24T23:49:44","slug":"pilulas-de-humor-judaico-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-39\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (39)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>A Revolta<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Jac\u00f3 era casado com uma mulher que lhe dava ordens o tempo todo. 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