{"id":4820,"date":"2020-12-23T19:35:40","date_gmt":"2020-12-23T22:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=4820"},"modified":"2020-12-23T19:52:30","modified_gmt":"2020-12-23T22:52:30","slug":"no-trem-a-idosa-a-moca-bonita-o-antissemita-e-jacob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/no-trem-a-idosa-a-moca-bonita-o-antissemita-e-jacob\/","title":{"rendered":"No Trem: a Idosa, a Mo\u00e7a Bonita, o Antissemita e&#8230; Jacob!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.9899717233985685\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Um antissemita, uma senhora idosa, uma mo\u00e7a muito bonita e Jacob, um judeu,\u00a0 estavam viajando juntos na cabine de um trem.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.9899717233985685\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Jacob n\u00e3o escondia seu desconforto com o outro homem, que o tempo todo contava piadas ridicularizando os judeus.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.9899717233985685\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Logo o descontentamento passou \u00e0 raiva e Jacob n\u00e3o pensava em outra coisa que n\u00e3o fosse chegar ao fim da viagem e livrar-se da inc\u00f4moda companhia.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.19898505320337634\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Na passagem por um t\u00fanel a cabine ficou no escuro e ouviu-se um som como um &#8220;plaft&#8221;.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.19898505320337634\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Quando a ilumina\u00e7\u00e3o do vag\u00e3o voltou ao normal todos viram que um dos homens estava com cinco dedos marcados na cara.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.8937817871025286\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O homem que levou o tabefe pensou:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Esse judeu safado passou a m\u00e3o na mo\u00e7a, ela achou que fui eu e me deu um tapa na cara.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span id=\"noHighlight_0.8937817871025286\">A\u00a0<\/span><span id=\"noHighlight_0.294485245123002\">mulher mais velha pensou:<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.7326718194255677\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Esse safado passou a m\u00e3o na jovem, ela n\u00e3o gostou e deu um tapa nele.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.16968146244789728\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A garota pensou:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span id=\"noHighlight_0.05648739803584202\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;O idiota queria passar a m\u00e3o em mim, mexeu na senhora por engano e levou um tapa. 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