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Um homem procura o Psiquiatra pela primeira vez:<\/span>
\n– \u201cDoutor, eu ando falando comigo mesmo<\/i>.\u201d<\/span>
\n– \u201cN\u00e3o se preocupe com isso<\/i>\u201d – diz o Psiquiatra. – \u201cMuita gente faz isso<\/i>.\u201d<\/span>
\n– \u201cMas o senhor n\u00e3o faz ideia de como eu sou desagrad\u00e1vel<\/i>\u201d – responde ele.<\/span>
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Um homem procura o Psiquiatra pela primeira vez: – \u201cDoutor, eu ando falando comigo mesmo.\u201d – \u201cN\u00e3o se preocupe com isso\u201d – diz o Psiquiatra. – \u201cMuita gente faz isso.\u201d – \u201cMas o senhor n\u00e3o faz ideia de como eu sou desagrad\u00e1vel\u201d – responde ele. 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