{"id":4864,"date":"2017-11-25T17:13:39","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T19:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=4864"},"modified":"2017-11-25T17:13:39","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T19:13:39","slug":"enlouquecendo-um-homem-o-bom-humor-das-redes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/enlouquecendo-um-homem-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/","title":{"rendered":"Enlouquecendo um Homem &#8211; O Bom Humor das Redes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4865\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/enlouquecendo-um-homem-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/sem-nada\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sem-nada.jpg?fit=527%2C395&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"527,395\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Sem nada\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sem-nada.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sem-nada.jpg?fit=527%2C395&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4865 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sem-nada.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sem-nada.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sem-nada.jpg?w=527&amp;ssl=1 527w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Essa c\u00f3pia de extrato banc\u00e1rio surgiu do seguinte di\u00e1logo por mensagem:<\/span><\/p>\n<div><em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Oi, amor. 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