{"id":5269,"date":"2017-12-06T16:03:57","date_gmt":"2017-12-06T18:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=5269"},"modified":"2017-12-06T16:07:53","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T18:07:53","slug":"minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/","title":{"rendered":"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">D\u00aa \u00c9lida, minha sogra, mora em Porto Alegre e sempre que est\u00e1 em Curitiba vamos ao Mercado Municipal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">N\u00e3o sei como est\u00e1 atualmente o Mercado P\u00fablico, como eles chamam o deles, mas quando estive l\u00e1 h\u00e1 alguns anos achei-o inferior ao nosso, especialmente no aspecto de higiene. Claro que possui outros bons atributos, especialmente no que se refere aos produtos locais, mas de uma forma geral o nosso \u00e9 melhor, notadamente ap\u00f3s a reforma.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Normalmente vamos ao MM num s\u00e1bado e aproveitamos tamb\u00e9m para almo\u00e7ar l\u00e1, o que \u00e9 sempre muito bom.\u00a0Numa dessas visitas resolvemos comprar erva-mate, j\u00e1 que ela e minha mulher, Rosane, tamb\u00e9m porto-alegrense, mant\u00e9m o h\u00e1bito do chimarr\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">A \u00c9lida queria comprar erva a granel e perguntou ao vendedor:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">\u2013 \u201cEssa erva \u00e9 boa?\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">E a resposta sincera:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">\u2013 \u201cSe eu disser que n\u00e3o a senhora n\u00e3o compra, n\u00e9?\u201d<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">(Ela comprou e era boa).<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5270\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/erva\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"263,192\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Erva\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5270 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?resize=263%2C192&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"192\" \/><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00aa \u00c9lida, minha sogra, mora em Porto Alegre e sempre que est\u00e1 em Curitiba vamos ao Mercado Municipal. N\u00e3o sei como est\u00e1 atualmente o Mercado P\u00fablico, como eles chamam o deles, mas quando estive l\u00e1 h\u00e1 alguns anos achei-o inferior ao nosso, especialmente no aspecto de higiene. Claro que possui outros bons atributos, especialmente no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":5270,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"D\u00aa \u00c9lida, minha sogra, mora em Porto Alegre e sempre que est\u00e1 em Curitiba vamos ao Mercado Municipal. N\u00e3o sei como est\u00e1 atualmente o Mercado P\u00fablico, como eles chamam o deles, mas quando estive l\u00e1 h\u00e1 alguns anos achei-o inferior ao nosso, especialmente no aspecto de higiene. Claro que possui outros bons atributos, especialmente no [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2017-12-06T18:03:57+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2017-12-06T18:07:53+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"263\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"192\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Gerson Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Gerson Guelmann\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. tempo de leitura\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minuto\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Gerson Guelmann\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e\"},\"headline\":\"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva\",\"datePublished\":\"2017-12-06T18:03:57+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2017-12-06T18:07:53+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":162,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/12\\\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/\",\"name\":\"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva | Blog do Guelmann\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/12\\\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2017-12-06T18:03:57+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2017-12-06T18:07:53+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e\"},\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/12\\\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2017\\\/12\\\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1\",\"width\":263,\"height\":192},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"Blog do Guelmann\",\"description\":\"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei.\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e\",\"name\":\"Gerson Guelmann\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/08\\\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/08\\\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/08\\\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1\",\"caption\":\"Gerson Guelmann\"},\"description\":\"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei.\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva | Blog do Guelmann","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/","og_locale":"pt_BR","og_type":"article","og_title":"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva | Blog do Guelmann","og_description":"D\u00aa \u00c9lida, minha sogra, mora em Porto Alegre e sempre que est\u00e1 em Curitiba vamos ao Mercado Municipal. N\u00e3o sei como est\u00e1 atualmente o Mercado P\u00fablico, como eles chamam o deles, mas quando estive l\u00e1 h\u00e1 alguns anos achei-o inferior ao nosso, especialmente no aspecto de higiene. Claro que possui outros bons atributos, especialmente no [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/","og_site_name":"Blog do Guelmann","article_published_time":"2017-12-06T18:03:57+00:00","article_modified_time":"2017-12-06T18:07:53+00:00","og_image":[{"width":263,"height":192,"url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Gerson Guelmann","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Escrito por":"Gerson Guelmann","Est. tempo de leitura":"1 minuto"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/"},"author":{"name":"Gerson Guelmann","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e"},"headline":"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva","datePublished":"2017-12-06T18:03:57+00:00","dateModified":"2017-12-06T18:07:53+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/"},"wordCount":162,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1","inLanguage":"pt-BR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/","url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/","name":"Minha Sogra e o Vendedor de Erva | Blog do Guelmann","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1","datePublished":"2017-12-06T18:03:57+00:00","dateModified":"2017-12-06T18:07:53+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e"},"inLanguage":"pt-BR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-BR","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/minha-sogra-e-o-vendedor-de-erva\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1","width":263,"height":192},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/","name":"Blog do Guelmann","description":"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei.","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"pt-BR"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e","name":"Gerson Guelmann","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-BR","@id":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1","caption":"Gerson Guelmann"},"description":"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei."}]}},"views":40,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Erva.jpg?fit=263%2C192&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p96e7O-1mZ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16699,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-monge-e-o-crucifixo-especialmente-para-os-amigos-cristaos\/","url_meta":{"origin":5269,"position":0},"title":"O Monge e o Crucifixo (Especialmente Para os Amigos Crist\u00e3os)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"9 de janeiro de 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Guardo h\u00e1 algum tempo o texto que publico hoje e que certamente ser\u00e1 apreciado por meus leitores Crist\u00e3os. As \"correntes\" que antes vinham por e-mail agora chegam por WhatsApp e, como sabemos, na maioria das vezes sem identifica\u00e7\u00e3o da autoria. Longe de ser um Escritor, apenas na condi\u00e7\u00e3o de mero\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/HojePR.jpg?fit=480%2C720&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1359,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/maldade-do-gaucho\/","url_meta":{"origin":5269,"position":1},"title":"A Maldade do Ga\u00facho&#8230;","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"2 de setembro de 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"A anedota me foi mandada como tendo acontecido no Rio Grande do Sul. Vou contar como me passaram, com o perd\u00e3o de meus irm\u00e3os ga\u00fachos (ou, eventualmente, para o deleite de alguns): - na \u00fanica ag\u00eancia banc\u00e1ria de uma cidadezinha no interior do RS, na \u00e9poca em que ainda n\u00e3o\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Assalto.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Assalto.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Assalto.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Assalto.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Assalto.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22445,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-32\/","url_meta":{"origin":5269,"position":2},"title":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (32)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"22 de setembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"N\u00e3o \u00e9 F\u00e1cil Entender Uma Sogra Judia Minha mulher n\u00e3o \u00e9 judia e minha m\u00e3e sempre a adorou. Estamos casados h\u00e1 pouco tempo e num telefonema no m\u00eas passado, quando ela comentou que tinha consulta marcada no m\u00e9dico, minha mulher se ofereceu para dar uma carona. Minha m\u00e3e respondeu: -\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/IDADE.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/IDADE.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/IDADE.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/IDADE.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/IDADE.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":12523,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/os-sequilhos-de-goiaba-sao-bons-o-problema-e-comigo-mesmo\/","url_meta":{"origin":5269,"position":3},"title":"Os Sequilhos de Goiabada S\u00e3o Bons, o Problema \u00e9 Comigo Mesmo","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"11 de mar\u00e7o de 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Jonathan Ara\u00fajo, um Portugu\u00eas acerca de quem n\u00e3o consegui levantar mais informa\u00e7\u00f5es, escreveu nos idos de 2017 uma hist\u00f3ria excelente, que mostra como muitas vezes erramos ao tentar mudar as coisas e especialmente as pessoas, quando n\u00f3s mesmos \u00e9 que precisamos mudar, como ele pr\u00f3prio reconhece. Antes, uma explica\u00e7\u00e3o acerca\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Sequilhos.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Sequilhos.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Sequilhos.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Sequilhos.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Sequilhos.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":20149,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/poema-certo-pandemia-errada\/","url_meta":{"origin":5269,"position":4},"title":"Poema Certo, Pandemia Errada","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"3 de dezembro de 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"H\u00e1 poucas semanas come\u00e7ou a circular poema atribu\u00eddo \u00e0 uma poetisa que viveu nos anos 1800 e que o teria escrito por ocasi\u00e3o de uma pandemia. Logo em seguida descobriu-se que a mulher e a tal pandemia jamais existiram, mas a\u00ed a internet \"decidiu\" que o autor era o poeta\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Pandemia.jpg?fit=667%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Pandemia.jpg?fit=667%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Pandemia.jpg?fit=667%2C500&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22876,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-covid-e-o-retorno-aos-velhos-habitos\/","url_meta":{"origin":5269,"position":5},"title":"A Covid e o Retorno aos Velhos H\u00e1bitos","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"27 de maio de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/IBS.jpg?fit=390%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5269\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}