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Miriam, a esposa, ficou muito, muito irritada, mas pensou que ele pretendia fazer uma surpresa, trazendo um presente no final do dia - quem sabe lev\u00e1-la para\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/HojePR-16-300x203-2.png?fit=1200%2C812&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/HojePR-16-300x203-2.png?fit=1200%2C812&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/HojePR-16-300x203-2.png?fit=1200%2C812&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/HojePR-16-300x203-2.png?fit=1200%2C812&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/HojePR-16-300x203-2.png?fit=1200%2C812&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":23599,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-5\/","url_meta":{"origin":5283,"position":2},"title":"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico (5)","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"17 de junho de 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Max, o Atropelado Max estava atravessando a rua, e foi atropelado por um \u00f4nibus. Socorrido imediatamente, foi levado ao hospital, onde ficou em coma durante alguns dias. T\u00e3o logo seu estado de sa\u00fade melhorou, Jacob, seu melhor amigo, foi visit\u00e1-lo na UTI: \u2013 Ent\u00e3o, Max, como voc\u00ea est\u00e1?\u00a0\u2013 quis saber.\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BLOG-8.png?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BLOG-8.png?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/BLOG-8.png?fit=600%2C400&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":26119,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-43\/","url_meta":{"origin":5283,"position":3},"title":"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"2 de julho de 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Chave Errada, Mulher Certa Ao sair de uma reuni\u00e3o na sinagoga, Moishe come\u00e7ou desesperadamente a se apalpar como se ele mesmo fosse um agente da Pol\u00edcia Federal revistando algu\u00e9m. Estava procurando a chave do carro. N\u00e3o estavam nos bolsos. Uma busca r\u00e1pida na sala de reuni\u00f5es n\u00e3o revelou nada. 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