{"id":5283,"date":"2019-09-05T21:24:07","date_gmt":"2019-09-06T00:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=5283"},"modified":"2019-09-05T21:25:24","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T00:25:24","slug":"os-trigemeos-e-a-surpresa-da-avo-judia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/os-trigemeos-e-a-surpresa-da-avo-judia\/","title":{"rendered":"Os Trig\u00eameos e a Surpresa da Av\u00f3 Judia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Miriam casou e tr\u00eas anos depois deu \u00e0 luz a trig\u00eameos. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Eram tempos em que ainda n\u00e3o havia ultrassom e os amigos e as pessoas da fam\u00edlia ficaram admirados, porque jamais haviam sequer conhecido algu\u00e9m que tivesse tido trig\u00eameos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">T\u00e3o logo soube da novidade, a sogra, D\u00aa Frida, foi visit\u00e1-la no hospital. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Chegando l\u00e1, mal colocou na mesa as frutas que levou para a nora, foi falando:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Que surpresa, Miriam. 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Terminada essa parte, foi pedir ao Rabino para a aconselhar acerca de alguns pontos. 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