{"id":5363,"date":"2019-09-09T21:43:59","date_gmt":"2019-09-10T00:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=5363"},"modified":"2019-09-09T21:44:38","modified_gmt":"2019-09-10T00:44:38","slug":"o-ultimo-conselho-do-rabino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-ultimo-conselho-do-rabino\/","title":{"rendered":"O \u00daltimo Conselho do Rabino"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O Rabino Levy, um dos mais renomados s\u00e1bios da Pol\u00f4nia, estava morrendo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Seus antigos disc\u00edpulos, alguns dos quais tamb\u00e9m j\u00e1 eram Rabinos, resolveram tornar seus \u00faltimos momentos t\u00e3o confort\u00e1veis quanto poss\u00edvel e reuniram-se em sua casa\u00a0 para rezar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Enquanto estavam l\u00e1, uma das filhas trouxe um copo de leite quente para que o Rabino tomasse, mas ele recusou. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt\">Nesse momento, o Rabino Aron, um dos mais chegados ao velho l\u00edder, lembrou que naquele mesmo dia havia comprado uma vodca muito boa para servir nos jantares na Sinagoga. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt\">Pegou o copo, saiu do quarto e foi at\u00e9 onde estava a valise onde havia guardado a garrafa. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"pt\">Enquanto os colegas observavam a dif\u00edcil respira\u00e7\u00e3o do idoso, o Rabino Aron adicionou uma generosa <\/span><span lang=\"pt\">dose da bebida ao copo.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-ta tw-text-small\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Retornando ao quarto, o Rabino Aron encostou o copo ainda morno nos l\u00e1bios do doente e disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Rabi, por favor, tome um pouco deste leite. 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