{"id":5439,"date":"2019-09-12T17:57:02","date_gmt":"2019-09-12T20:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=5439"},"modified":"2019-09-12T17:57:28","modified_gmt":"2019-09-12T20:57:28","slug":"ester-golda-e-os-cruzeiros-para-3a-idade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/ester-golda-e-os-cruzeiros-para-3a-idade\/","title":{"rendered":"Ester, Golda e os Cruzeiros Para 3\u00aa Idade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ester e Golda estavam conversando, quando a primeira perguntou:<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Me diga, o que voc\u00ea e o Sim\u00e3o pretendem fazer nessas f\u00e9rias?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> E Golda disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Nunca fizemos uma viagem de navio e sugeri ao Sim\u00e3o um cruzeiro pelo Mar Adri\u00e1tico. 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