{"id":5596,"date":"2021-06-21T19:44:38","date_gmt":"2021-06-21T22:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=5596"},"modified":"2021-06-21T19:44:22","modified_gmt":"2021-06-21T22:44:22","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (28)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<strong>Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998)<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Para que serve a felicidade? 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