{"id":5629,"date":"2019-09-17T21:49:42","date_gmt":"2019-09-18T00:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=5629"},"modified":"2019-09-17T21:50:07","modified_gmt":"2019-09-18T00:50:07","slug":"os-tres-judeus-e-o-assalto-na-saida-da-sinagoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/os-tres-judeus-e-o-assalto-na-saida-da-sinagoga\/","title":{"rendered":"Os Tr\u00eas Judeus e o Assalto na Sa\u00edda da Sinagoga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O rabino, o cantor lit\u00fargico e o presidente da entidade mantenedora de uma Sinagoga estavam saindo do pr\u00e9dio quando foram assaltados, colocados num carro e levados para fora da cidade.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Os bandidos pediram que entregassem dinheiro, j\u00f3ias e todos os objetos de valor que tinham no carro. Quando responderam que n\u00e3o tinham nada, os sequestradores disseram que os tr\u00eas seriam mortos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ap\u00f3s dizerem que eram l\u00edderes religiosos e estavam saindo de uma reuni\u00e3o da Diretoria da Sinagoga, os marginais permitiram que fizessem seus \u00faltimos desejos antes da execu\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O Rabino foi o primeiro a falar:\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Quero fazer um serm\u00e3o sobre um tema pol\u00eamico, um assunto sobre o qual sempre quis falar mas nunca me deixaram porque a congrega\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 conservadora e achavam que n\u00e3o seria bom.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211;\u00a0\u201cVamos permitir que fale\u201d <\/em>&#8211; responderam os bandidos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Em seguida o cantor lit\u00fargico falou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cMeu \u00faltimo desejo \u00e9 cantar uma bela can\u00e7\u00e3o de estilo iemenita, uma de minhas pr\u00f3prias composi\u00e7\u00f5es, com dura\u00e7\u00e3o de duas horas. 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Os bandidos pediram que entregassem dinheiro, j\u00f3ias e todos os objetos de valor que tinham no carro. 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