{"id":5653,"date":"2017-12-14T13:00:11","date_gmt":"2017-12-14T15:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=5653"},"modified":"2017-12-14T12:38:29","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T14:38:29","slug":"cuidado-com-o-choque-e-essa-gente-vota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/cuidado-com-o-choque-e-essa-gente-vota\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuidado Com o Choque &#8211; E Essa Gente Vota!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5654\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/cuidado-com-o-choque-e-essa-gente-vota\/voltagem\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Voltagem.jpg?fit=480%2C579&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,579\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Voltagem\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Voltagem.jpg?fit=249%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Voltagem.jpg?fit=480%2C579&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5654 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Voltagem.jpg?resize=249%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"249\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Voltagem.jpg?resize=249%2C300&amp;ssl=1 249w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Voltagem.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 249px) 100vw, 249px\" \/><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Demorei para entender que o aviso \u00e9 para a pessoa saber qual \u00e9 a voltagem da tomada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Valeu a inten\u00e7\u00e3o.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demorei para entender que o aviso \u00e9 para a pessoa saber qual \u00e9 a voltagem da tomada. 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