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* Roseanne Barr<\/strong> – (Roseane Barr \u2013 Salt Lake City, 3\/11\/1952<\/em>)
\n– <\/span>\u201cOs especialistas em educa\u00e7\u00e3o infantil dizem que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o deve bater nos teus filhos quando estiver com raiva. <\/span>Quando \u00e9 para bater, quando voc\u00ea esti<\/span>ver feliz?\u201d
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

* Rita Rudner<\/strong> – (Rita Rudner – Miami, 17\/9\/1953<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– \u201cEu leio receitas culin\u00e1rias da mesma forma como leio fic\u00e7\u00e3o cient\u00edfica. Vou diretamente ao fim e digo “\u00e9 claro que isso n\u00e3o vai acontecer”<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Bette Midler<\/strong> – (Bette Davis Midler \u2013 Honolulu \u2013 1\/12\/1945<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– \u201cFiz um pacto comigo mesma h\u00e1 muito tempo: n\u00e3o assistir ningu\u00e9m mais est\u00fapido do que eu mesma. Isso tem me ajudado bastante\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong> – (Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/10\/2004<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– \u201cMinha mulher cozinha t\u00e3o mal que l\u00e1 em casa a gente reza depois do jantar\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Chico Marx<\/strong> – (Leonard Marx \u2013 Nova York, 22\/3\/1887 \u2013 Hollywood, 11\/10\/1961<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– \u201cEu n\u00e3o a estava beijando, eu estava sussurrando em sua boca\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

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