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Sofia Cohen foi at\u00e9 a Cl\u00ednica para pegar os resultados dos exames de sangue do marido, Samuel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A recepcionista, sem esconder o constrangimento, disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em> \u2013 \u201cDesculpe, mas houve uma terr\u00edvel confus\u00e3o. Quando enviamos as amostras de seu marido para o laborat\u00f3rio, elas se misturaram com as de um outro senhor Cohen e agora n\u00e3o temos como saber qual \u00e9 a correta. <\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>Mas isso n\u00e3o \u00e9 tudo: dependendo do caso a situa\u00e7\u00e3o pode oscilar entre ruim ou terr\u00edvel.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Dona Sofia, sem entender, perguntou: <em><br \/>\n\u2013 \u201cComo assim, o que voc\u00ea quer dizer?\u201d<\/em> <\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">E a funcion\u00e1ria continuou:<br \/>\n&#8211; <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u201cBem, <\/em><em>um senhor Cohen testou positivo para a doen\u00e7a de Alzheimer e outro para AIDS. Como disse, n\u00e3o podemos identificar qual \u00e9.\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Assustada, a Sra. Sofia falou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>\u2013 \u201cIsso \u00e9 terr\u00edvel. Voc\u00eas n\u00e3o podem fazer o teste outra vez?\u201d<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em> \u2013 \u201cSim, faremos isso&#8221; <\/em>&#8211; a atendente respondeu &#8211;<em> &#8220;mas por seguran\u00e7a a senhora dever\u00e1 trazer o seu marido para nova coleta de material.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Diante disso a senhora explicou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Creio que poderei fazer isso na pr\u00f3xima semana, mas quero saber o que devo fazer, enquanto isso.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E a mo\u00e7a explicou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em> \u2013 \u201cO m\u00e9dico recomendou que a senhora deixe o Sr. Samuel no meio da rua mais movimentada da cidade. 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