    {"id":6297,"date":"2019-10-14T17:19:02","date_gmt":"2019-10-14T20:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=6297"},"modified":"2019-10-14T17:20:01","modified_gmt":"2019-10-14T20:20:01","slug":"sra-cohen-e-o-enterro-do-marido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sra-cohen-e-o-enterro-do-marido\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sra. Cohen e o Enterro do Marido"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O marido da Sra. Cohen morreu e seu corpo foi levado para a funer\u00e1ria para ser preparado para o enterro.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Pouco tempo depois, o propriet\u00e1rio da funer\u00e1ria telefonou para a casa da agora vi\u00fava:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Estou falando com a senhora Cohen?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E ela respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Sim, sou eu mesma. Quem \u00e9?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O homem esclareceu:\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Sou da funer\u00e1ria, Sra. Cohen. Pe\u00e7o desculpas por incomodar em um momento t\u00e3o triste, mas tenho que tomar algumas provid\u00eancias com rela\u00e7\u00e3o ao enterro de seu falecido esposo. Sabemos que ele era um judeu reformista, mas infelizmente n\u00e3o nos disseram se a fam\u00edlia prefere que ele seja cremado, embalsamado ou enterrado da maneira normal.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E a vi\u00fava respondeu sem hesitar:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Porque correr riscos? 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