{"id":6317,"date":"2021-04-11T23:12:21","date_gmt":"2021-04-12T02:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=6317"},"modified":"2021-04-12T13:39:26","modified_gmt":"2021-04-12T16:39:26","slug":"o-que-diria-mae-judia-desses-famosos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-que-diria-mae-judia-desses-famosos\/","title":{"rendered":"O Que Diria a M\u00e3e Judia Desses Famosos?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; <em>\u201cDepois de todo o dinheiro que gastamos no Ortodentista, voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tinha um sorriso melhor?\u201d<\/em> \u2013 a m\u00e3e judia da Mona Lisa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; <em>\u201cN\u00e3o importa o que voc\u00ea descobriu, continuo dizendo que voc\u00ea podia ter telefonado ou escrito.\u201d<\/em> \u2013 a m\u00e3e judia do Crist\u00f3v\u00e3o Colombo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; <em>\u201cClaro que estou orgulhosa por voc\u00ea ter inventado a l\u00e2mpada el\u00e9trica, mas agora apague essa luz e deite.\u201d<\/em> \u2013 a m\u00e3e judia de Thomas Edison.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; <em>\u201cMas se a foto era para a entrevista, voc\u00ea n\u00e3o podia ter dado um jeito no teu cabelo?\u201d<\/em> \u2013 a m\u00e3e judia de Albert Einstein (essa era judia, mesmo).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; <em>&#8220;Voc\u00ea precisava pintar o teto? 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