{"id":6353,"date":"2019-10-15T17:05:48","date_gmt":"2019-10-15T20:05:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=6353"},"modified":"2019-10-15T16:26:11","modified_gmt":"2019-10-15T19:26:11","slug":"caixa-automatico-da-mae-judia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/caixa-automatico-da-mae-judia\/","title":{"rendered":"Caixa Autom\u00e1tico da M\u00e3e Judia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Todos n\u00f3s estamos acostumados ao uso de caixas autom\u00e1ticos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Eles variam um pouco, de banco para banco,\u00a0mas em geral as op\u00e7\u00f5es s\u00e3o quase as mesmas.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Mas em Israel, quando voc\u00ea vai sacar dinheiro em um caixa autom\u00e1tico, a voz de uma m\u00e3e judia diz:<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;O que voc\u00ea fez com os \u00faltimos U$ 50 que te dei?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em> &#8211; &#8220;Porque voc\u00ea s\u00f3 me procura quando precisa de dinheiro?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6355\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/caixa-automatico-da-mae-judia\/israel-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Israel.jpg?fit=607%2C1080&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"607,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Israel\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Israel.jpg?fit=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Israel.jpg?fit=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6355 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Israel.jpg?resize=169%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Israel.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Israel.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Israel.jpg?w=607&amp;ssl=1 607w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Todos n\u00f3s estamos acostumados ao uso de caixas autom\u00e1ticos. 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