{"id":6462,"date":"2019-10-18T21:23:11","date_gmt":"2019-10-19T00:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=6462"},"modified":"2019-10-18T21:25:23","modified_gmt":"2019-10-19T00:25:23","slug":"o-pequeno-moishe-e-o-futebol-na-sala-de-estar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-pequeno-moishe-e-o-futebol-na-sala-de-estar\/","title":{"rendered":"O Pequeno Moishe e o Futebol na Sala de Estar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O pequeno Moishe foi convidado a passar o final de semana na casa do amigo Samuel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Para surpresa da m\u00e3e, j\u00e1 no s\u00e1bado pela manh\u00e3 ele ligou para ela:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Mam\u00e3e, voc\u00ea tem que vir me buscar. 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