{"id":6536,"date":"2019-10-19T21:54:22","date_gmt":"2019-10-20T00:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=6536"},"modified":"2019-10-19T22:00:56","modified_gmt":"2019-10-20T01:00:56","slug":"jacob-esther-e-o-especialista-gentil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/jacob-esther-e-o-especialista-gentil\/","title":{"rendered":"Jacob, Esther e Um Especialista Gentil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Em um dia de ver\u00e3o Jacob e Ester estavam na estrada, numa viagem que j\u00e1 durava horas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Jacob, que estava dirigindo, sentiu que a dire\u00e7\u00e3o do carro come\u00e7ou a ficar pesada e <\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">percebeu que havia algo errado com um dos pneus.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Com cuidado, ele estacionou, viu que um pneu havia esvaziado, pegou as ferramentas e o estepe e come\u00e7ou a fazer a troca.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Um motorista de bom cora\u00e7\u00e3o que passava por ali viu que ele estava tendo alguma dificuldade, parou e perguntou se podia ajudar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A esta altura Jacob j\u00e1 estava com o rosto vermelho pelo esfor\u00e7o, a camisa branca suja de graxa e molhada de suor e o n\u00f3 da gravata frouxo. 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