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Estou com medo de ir ao banheiro.\" *\u00a0Woody Allen\u00a0(Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935) - \"Eu fui criado na tradi\u00e7\u00e3o judaica; me ensinaram a\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":2381,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-18\/","url_meta":{"origin":6747,"position":2},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (18)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"5 de abril de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004) \u2013 \u201cMeu irm\u00e3o era salva-vidas num lava-r\u00e1pido.\" *\u00a0Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998) - \"O segredo de um casamento feliz continua sendo um segredo.\" *\u00a0Groucho Marx\u00a0(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York, 2\/10\/1890\u2013 Los Angeles, 19\/8\/1977) -\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1266,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-13\/","url_meta":{"origin":6747,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (13)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"1 de mar\u00e7o de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Woody Allen\u00a0(Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935) - \"A bissexualidade imediatamente dobra tuas chances de se dar bem numa noitada.\" * Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998) - \"Voc\u00ea tem uma personalidade interessante, mas n\u00e3o para um ser humano.\" * Jerry Seinfeld (Jerome Allen Seinfeld\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Flores.jpg?fit=960%2C720&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Flores.jpg?fit=960%2C720&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Flores.jpg?fit=960%2C720&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Flores.jpg?fit=960%2C720&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":976,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-11\/","url_meta":{"origin":6747,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (11)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"15 de fevereiro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"* Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Yungman \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing (MI), 24\/2\/1998) - \"Uma vez pensei em me tornar ateu, mas mudei de ideia. 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