{"id":6908,"date":"2018-01-12T17:00:27","date_gmt":"2018-01-12T19:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=6908"},"modified":"2018-01-12T15:44:26","modified_gmt":"2018-01-12T17:44:26","slug":"vesperas-alphonsus-de-guimaraens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/vesperas-alphonsus-de-guimaraens\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e9speras – Alphonsus de Guimaraens"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ism\u00e1lia<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Quando Ism\u00e1lia enlouqueceu,<\/span>
\nP\u00f4s-se na torre a sonhar\u2026<\/span>
\nViu uma lua no c\u00e9u,<\/span>
\nViu outra lua no mar.<\/span><\/p>\n

No sonho em que se perdeu,<\/span>
\nBanhou-se toda em luar\u2026<\/span>
\nQueria subir ao c\u00e9u,<\/span>
\nQueria descer ao mar\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

E, no desvario seu,<\/span>
\nNa torre p\u00f4s-se a cantar\u2026<\/span>
\nEstava perto do c\u00e9u,<\/span>
\nEstava longe do mar\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

E como um anjo pendeu<\/span>
\nAs asas para voar\u2026<\/span>
\nQueria a lua do c\u00e9u,<\/span>
\nQueria a lua do mar\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

As asas que Deus lhe deu<\/span>
\nRuflaram de par em par\u2026<\/span>
\nSua alma subiu ao c\u00e9u,<\/span>
\nSeu corpo desceu ao mar\u2026
\n\"\"
\nAlphonsus de Guimaraens
\nAfonso Henrique da Costa Guimar\u00e3es
\n<\/b>Ouro Preto (MG), 24\/7\/1870 – Mariana (MG), 15\/7\/1921<\/strong><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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