{"id":6912,"date":"2019-11-04T22:11:42","date_gmt":"2019-11-05T00:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=6912"},"modified":"2019-11-04T23:11:48","modified_gmt":"2019-11-05T01:11:48","slug":"moiche-e-o-susto-na-estrada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/moiche-e-o-susto-na-estrada\/","title":{"rendered":"Moiche e o Susto na Estrada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Moiche estava dirigindo na estrada, dentro do limite de velocidade, e assustou-se quando ouviu uma sirene. <\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Olhou pelo retrovisor e viu que era um carro da Pol\u00edcia Rodovi\u00e1ria.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A viatura o ultrapassou sinalizando para que parasse e imediatamente ele estacionou no acostamento.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O policial desceu e o abordou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Senhor, 15 quil\u00f4metros atr\u00e1s a porta do seu carro abriu e a passageira caiu. Ela teve apenas algumas escoria\u00e7\u00f5es, mas foi socorrida e est\u00e1 bem. Ela nos disse que \u00e9 sua esposa, o senhor confirma?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Assustado, Moiche respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Que boa not\u00edcia, gra\u00e7as a D-us! 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O policial desceu e o abordou: &#8211; &#8220;Senhor, 15 quil\u00f4metros atr\u00e1s a porta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6914,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Moiche e o Susto na Estrada | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/moiche-e-o-susto-na-estrada\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Moiche e o Susto na Estrada | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Moiche estava dirigindo na estrada, dentro do limite de velocidade, e assustou-se quando ouviu uma sirene. 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