{"id":693,"date":"2020-12-06T16:55:29","date_gmt":"2020-12-06T19:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=693"},"modified":"2020-12-06T16:58:24","modified_gmt":"2020-12-06T19:58:24","slug":"o-rabino-e-o-frentista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-rabino-e-o-frentista\/","title":{"rendered":"O Rabino e o Frentista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Na v\u00e9spera de um final de semana prolongado por um feriado, o Rabino, dentro do carro, esperava chegar sua vez de abastecer. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Enquanto a fila movia-se lentamente, ele observava que o frentista trabalhava com muita efici\u00eancia, tentando atender os clientes da melhor forma.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Quando finalmente chegou pr\u00f3ximo da bomba de gasolina, foi reconhecido pelo funcion\u00e1rio, que se desculpou:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; \u201c<em>Desculpe, Rabino, mas parece que as pessoas deixam para o \u00faltimo minuto para se prepararem para uma longa viagem<\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O Rabino sorriu e respondeu:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; \u201c<em>N\u00e3o se preocupe, eu sei como voc\u00ea se sente. 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