{"id":7381,"date":"2021-01-05T20:25:26","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T23:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=7381"},"modified":"2021-01-05T20:27:02","modified_gmt":"2021-01-05T23:27:02","slug":"mae-judia-nao-e-facil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/mae-judia-nao-e-facil\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e3e Judia N\u00e3o \u00e9 F\u00e1cil&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20738\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/mae-judia-nao-e-facil\/oculos\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/OCULOS.jpg?fit=420%2C280&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"420,280\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"\u00d3CULOS\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/OCULOS.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/OCULOS.jpg?fit=420%2C280&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20738\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/OCULOS.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/OCULOS.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/OCULOS.jpg?w=420&amp;ssl=1 420w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Abra\u00e3o, solteiro e morando sozinho, telefonou para a m\u00e3e para transmitir uma novidade:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; \u201cMam\u00e3e, voc\u00ea vive dizendo que preciso casar e agora achei a noiva a ideal, a mulher da minha vida. 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