{"id":739,"date":"2020-11-26T21:02:08","date_gmt":"2020-11-27T00:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=739"},"modified":"2020-11-26T21:04:30","modified_gmt":"2020-11-27T00:04:30","slug":"dona-sara-na-india","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/dona-sara-na-india\/","title":{"rendered":"Dona Sara na \u00cdndia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">D\u00aa Sara, uma velhinha judia, chegou na ag\u00eancia de viagens e disse:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201c<i>Eu quero ir para a \u00cdndia<\/i>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O gerente da ag\u00eancia, acostumado a atender a idosa e conhecendo seus gostos, ficou surpreso e come\u00e7ou a argumentar:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201c<i>Para a \u00cdndia? Dona Sara, a senhora n\u00e3o pode estar falando s\u00e9rio. A \u00cdndia \u00e9 in\u00f3spi<\/i><i>ta<\/i><i>, muito quente, t\u00eam muita gente l\u00e1. \u00c9 uma viagem longa, os trens s\u00e3o p\u00e9ssimos. Como a senhora vai fazer com a comida? \u00c9 tudo muito picante, seu organismo n<\/i><i>\u00e3o est\u00e1 aco<\/i><i>stumad<\/i><i>o<\/i><i> com esse tipo de alimen<\/i>ta\u00e7\u00e3o.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A senhora respondeu:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201c<i>N\u00e3o importa, eu quero ir para l\u00e1<\/i>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O homem, verdadeiramente preocupado, insistiu:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201cDona Sara, a <i>senhora vai ficar doente. Eles t\u00eam epidemias de hepatite, c\u00f3lera, febre <\/i><i>tifoide<\/i><i>, mal\u00e1ria, s\u00f3 D-us sabe mais o que. O que a senhora vai fazer se ficar doente? Pode imaginar como s\u00e3o os hospitais? N\u00e3o existem m\u00e9dicos judeus l\u00e1. Porque correr tantos riscos?<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201c<i>Est\u00e1 decidido, vou para a \u00cdndia<\/i>\u201d &#8211; ela disse, determinada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Vencido pela teimosia da cliente, o agente de viagens fez todos os arranjos e dona Sara embarcou.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Chegando na \u00cdndia, a velhinha n\u00e3o se intimidou com o barulho e a confus\u00e3o causada pelas multid\u00f5es. Decidida, embarcou num trem e foi para o interior, em dire\u00e7\u00e3o a um templo Hindu\u00edsta, cujo Br\u00e2mane era muito conhecido e atraia gente de todos os lugares.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">L\u00e1 ela se juntou a uma fila aparentemente intermin\u00e1vel de pessoas \u00e0 espera de uma audi\u00eancia com o l\u00edder religioso. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Um ajudante avisou-a que ficaria pelo menos tr\u00eas dias de p\u00e9, na fila, at\u00e9 que conseguisse ver o Br\u00e2mane.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201c<i>Tudo bem, <\/i><i>eu espero<\/i>\u201d &#8211; respondeu ela.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Depois de dias que pareciam intermin\u00e1veis, a idosa chegou \u00e0s portas sagradas do Templo. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">L\u00e1 outro ajudante disse que no momento em que estivesse na frente do Br\u00e2mane, s\u00f3 poderia dizer quatro palavras.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mais algum tempo passou e ela ent\u00e3o foi introduzida no santu\u00e1rio interior, onde o s\u00e1bio estava sentado, pronto para conceder b\u00ean\u00e7\u00e3os espirituais aos iniciados ansiosos. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Pouco antes de chegar ao local onde o l\u00edder religioso estava sentado, dona Sara foi orientada novamente:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201c<i>Lembre-se, apenas quatro palavras<\/i>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ao se aproximar do sacerdote hindu\u00edsta, ao contr\u00e1rio dos outros devotos, ela n\u00e3o se prostrou aos seus p\u00e9s. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Na frente dele, cruzou os bra\u00e7os sobre o peito, olhou firme em seus olhos e disse, em tom autorit\u00e1rio:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u201c<i>Samuel, <\/i><i>volte para casa<\/i>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20065\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/dona-sara-na-india\/hindu-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hindu-1.jpg?fit=890%2C501&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"890,501\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Hindu\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hindu-1.jpg?fit=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hindu-1.jpg?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20065\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hindu-1.jpg?resize=300%2C169&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hindu-1.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hindu-1.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hindu-1.jpg?w=890&amp;ssl=1 890w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00aa Sara, uma velhinha judia, chegou na ag\u00eancia de viagens e disse: \u2013 \u201cEu quero ir para a \u00cdndia.\u201d O gerente da ag\u00eancia, acostumado a atender a idosa e conhecendo seus gostos, ficou surpreso e come\u00e7ou a argumentar: \u2013 \u201cPara a \u00cdndia? 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