{"id":7427,"date":"2020-01-15T22:28:25","date_gmt":"2020-01-16T01:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=7427"},"modified":"2020-01-15T22:36:52","modified_gmt":"2020-01-16T01:36:52","slug":"dona-frida-ao-volante-perigo-constante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/dona-frida-ao-volante-perigo-constante\/","title":{"rendered":"Dona Frida ao volante, perigo constante"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">D\u00aa Frida, uma senhora judia j\u00e1 bem idosa, estava ao volante do carro, voltando para casa. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Jac\u00f3, o marido, n\u00e3o dirigia porque era ainda mais velhinho.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">No caminho subitamente ele gritou com a mulher, que ficou assustada:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; <em>&#8220;Frida, voc\u00ea viu o que fez? Voc\u00ea acabou de atravessar um sinal vermelho! E l\u00e1 atr\u00e1s cruzou uma preferencial e depois entrou direto na r\u00f3tula sem olhar! Voc\u00ea quer nos matar?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E ela, com toda a calma do mundo, respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em> &#8211; &#8220;N\u00e3o grite comigo! 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