{"id":7507,"date":"2021-08-10T18:39:01","date_gmt":"2021-08-10T21:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=7507"},"modified":"2021-08-10T18:41:01","modified_gmt":"2021-08-10T21:41:01","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-34\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (34)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<b>Rodney Dangerfield<\/b>\u00a0(<i>Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/10\/2004<\/i>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> &#8211; &#8220;Quando nasci meu pai n\u00e3o ficou feliz, ele disse que queria um menino&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<b>Jerry Lewis<\/b>\u00a0<em>(Joseph Levitch \u2013 Newark, 16\/3\/1926 \u2013 Las Vegas, 20\/8\/2017)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; \u00a8Todos sabem como criar as crian\u00e7as, menos os pais delas&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>* Larry David<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Lawrence Gene David \u2013 Nova York, 2\/7\/1947)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Eu estava planejando meu futuro como morador de rua. 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Finalmente eu n\u00e3o aguentei e deixei ela sair\u201d. *\u00a0Victor Borge\u00a0(B\u00f8rge Rosenbaum \u2013 Copenhague, 3\/1\/1909 \u2013 Greenwich, 23\/12\/2000) \u2013 \u201cPapai Noel teve a melhor ideia: visitar as\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Swiss-bank.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Swiss-bank.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Swiss-bank.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Swiss-bank.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Swiss-bank.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1445,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-14\/","url_meta":{"origin":7507,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (14)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"8 de mar\u00e7o de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0* Billy Crystal (William Edward Crystal - Nova York, 14\/3\/1948) - \"Cheguei em casa, encontrei minha mulher com um amigo meu na cama e disse: - 'Puxa, Leonard, eu sou obrigado, mas voc\u00ea?'\" * Tom Lehrer (Thomas Andrew Lehrer - Nova York, 9\/4\/1928) - \"\u00c9 confortador saber que quando Mozart\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/man-naked-undewear.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22558,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-50\/","url_meta":{"origin":7507,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (50)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"13 de dezembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004) - \"Eu n\u00e3o era respeitado. Quando era crian\u00e7a meus pais viviam se mudando, mas eu sempre os encontrava\". * Jerry Seinfeld (Jerome Allen Seinfeld \u2013 Nova York, 29\/4\/1954) - \"Voc\u00ea sabe que est\u00e1 envelhecendo quando eles colocam uma vela\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/LACTOSE.jpg?fit=960%2C640&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/LACTOSE.jpg?fit=960%2C640&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/LACTOSE.jpg?fit=960%2C640&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/LACTOSE.jpg?fit=960%2C640&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22551,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-49\/","url_meta":{"origin":7507,"position":5},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (49)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"6 de dezembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Woody Allen (Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935) - \"Sexo \u00e9 sujo? S\u00f3 ser for bem feito\". * Jackie Mason (Yacov Moshe Hakoen Maza - Sheboygan(WI), 9\/6\/1931 - New York, 24\/7\/2021) - \"Oitenta por cento dos homens traem na Am\u00e9rica. 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