{"id":8148,"date":"2018-02-05T09:00:29","date_gmt":"2018-02-05T11:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=8148"},"modified":"2018-02-04T22:30:30","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T00:30:30","slug":"acidente-com-celular-o-bom-humor-das-redes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/acidente-com-celular-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/","title":{"rendered":"Acidente com Celular &#8211; O Bom Humor das Redes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8150\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/acidente-com-celular-o-bom-humor-das-redes\/celular-6\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Celular-1.jpg?fit=412%2C392&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"412,392\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Celular\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Celular-1.jpg?fit=300%2C285&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Celular-1.jpg?fit=412%2C392&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Celular-1.jpg?resize=300%2C285&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Celular-1.jpg?resize=300%2C285&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Celular-1.jpg?w=412&amp;ssl=1 412w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">A legenda que acompanha a foto diz que esse foi o resultado de mais um acidente com celular.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Nesse caso foi porque a esposa dele descobriu a senha.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A legenda que acompanha a foto diz que esse foi o resultado de mais um acidente com celular. 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