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*\u00a0Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998)
\n<\/em>– “Meu pai era conhecido como o cara mais b\u00eabado da cidade. Na maioria das vezes isso n\u00e3o \u00e9 t\u00e3o ruim, mas estamos falando de Nova York.”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Fran Lebowitz<\/strong>\u00a0(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 Nova Jersey, 27\/10\/1950)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Nunca tomei drogas alucin\u00f3genas porque n\u00e3o queria que minha consci\u00eancia se expandisse al\u00e9m do necess\u00e1rio”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Yakov Smirnoff<\/b>\u00a0(Yakov Naumovich Pokhis \u2013 Odessa, 24\/1\/1951)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “A R\u00fassia tinha dois canais de TV. O canal 1 era de propaganda oficial; no 2 aparecia um oficial da KGB dizendo “mude agora mesmo para o canal 1<\/em>“.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

* Lenny Bruce<\/b>\u00a0(Leonard Alfred Schneider –\u00a0Nova York, 13\/10\/1925 – Los Angeles, 3\/8\/1966)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “N\u00e3o vou dizer que era uma escola complicada, mas n\u00f3s t\u00ednhamos nosso pr\u00f3prio m\u00e9dico-legista. N\u00f3s faz\u00edamos reda\u00e7\u00f5es do tipo “o que vou ser se eu crescer<\/em>“.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield<\/b>\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/10\/2004)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Eu tenho pena das pessoas baixinhas; quando come\u00e7a a chover elas s\u00e3o as \u00faltimas a saber”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Matteo Catanese – Unsplash<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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Ele disse: 'Senhora, tr\u00eas horas atr\u00e1s era grama.'\" *\u00a0Fran Lebowitz(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 New Jersey, 27\/10\/1950) - \"A natureza, em geral, \u00e9 encontrada ao ar livre, em um local\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MACARRAO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MACARRAO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MACARRAO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MACARRAO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/MACARRAO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22537,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-47\/","url_meta":{"origin":8515,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (47)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"22 de novembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Fran Lebowitz\u00a0(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 Nova Jersey, 27\/10\/1950) - \"Pergunte para o teu filho o que ele quer comer s\u00f3 se ele estiver pagando\". *\u00a0George Burns (Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 New York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996) - \"N\u00e3o fique na cama, a n\u00e3o ser que voc\u00ea consiga fazer dinheiro na\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RD-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RD-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RD-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RD-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/RD-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22579,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-52\/","url_meta":{"origin":8515,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (52)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"27 de dezembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004) - \"Eu n\u00e3o era respeitado. Um agente de viagens me disse que eu poderia passar 7 noites no Hava\u00ed; 7 noites, n\u00e3o dias\". * Elayne Boosler\u00a0(New York \u2013 18\/8\/1952) - \"Nunca fui casada, mas digo \u00e0s pessoas que sou\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ALGEBRA.jpg?fit=1200%2C518&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22793,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-66\/","url_meta":{"origin":8515,"position":5},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (66)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"11 de abril de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"* Yakov Smirnoff\u00a0(Yakov Naumovich Pokhis \u2013 Odessa, 24\/1\/1951) - \"Muitas pessoas ficam surpresas ao saber que existem comediantes na R\u00fassia, mas eles existem. 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