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– “Quando o homem envelhece sua vis\u00e3o piora, mas ele enxerga mais”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “As vezes o que a pessoa tem, ela n\u00e3o quer, e o que ela quer, n\u00e3o tem”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “D-us me ajude a levantar; cair eu consigo sozinho”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “O homem faz planos e D-us ri”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Ter os cabelos brancos mostra que voc\u00ea \u00e9 velho, mas n\u00e3o necessariamente s\u00e1bio”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor da Cultura e do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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  – “Quando o homem envelhece sua vis\u00e3o piora, mas ele enxerga mais”. – “As vezes o que a pessoa tem, ela n\u00e3o quer, e o que ela quer, n\u00e3o tem”. – “D-us me ajude a levantar; cair eu consigo sozinho”. – “O homem faz planos e D-us ri”. – “Ter os cabelos brancos mostra 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