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Em Cuba, o Comiss\u00e1rio local chamou um judeu que pediu permiss\u00e3o para emigrar para Israel, e fez o interrogat\u00f3rio de praxe:<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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– N\u00e3o te permitimos frequentar a Sinagoga?<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o posso me queixar.<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o te deixamos viver em paz com os demais judeus?<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o posso me queixar.<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o te permitimos viajar livremente pelo pa\u00eds?<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o posso me queixar.<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o te demos o direito de ensinar a Tor\u00e1 aos teus filhos?<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o posso me queixar.<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
– N\u00e3o te permitimos exercer tua profiss\u00e3o?<\/em><\/span>– N\u00e3o posso me queixar.<\/em><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
– Ent\u00e3o, porque voc\u00ea quer emigrar para Israel?<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
– \u00c9 que l\u00e1 eu posso me queixar.<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
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Em Cuba, o Comiss\u00e1rio local chamou um judeu que pediu permiss\u00e3o para emigrar para Israel, e fez o interrogat\u00f3rio de praxe: – N\u00e3o te permitimos frequentar a Sinagoga? – N\u00e3o posso me queixar. – N\u00e3o te deixamos viver em paz com os demais judeus? – N\u00e3o posso me queixar. – N\u00e3o te permitimos viajar livremente 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