{"id":8871,"date":"2021-08-30T17:59:48","date_gmt":"2021-08-30T20:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=8871"},"modified":"2021-08-30T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-08-30T21:00:00","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-37\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (37)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>*\u00a0<strong>Milton Berle<\/strong>\u00a0(Mendel Berlinger \u2013 Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0\u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a0<\/em><em>27\/3\/2002)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Temos que agradecer a Thomas Edison; se n\u00e3o fosse ele, estar\u00edamos assistindo TV \u00e0 luz de velas&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<strong>George Burns<\/strong><em>\u00a0(Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 Nova York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Este \u00e9 o sexto livro que escrevi. 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