{"id":8956,"date":"2021-02-05T20:36:04","date_gmt":"2021-02-05T23:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=8956"},"modified":"2021-02-05T21:50:05","modified_gmt":"2021-02-06T00:50:05","slug":"biden-e-o-servico-secreto-judeu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/biden-e-o-servico-secreto-judeu\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden e o Servi\u00e7o Secreto Judeu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O presidente Biden estava curioso sobre como os judeus de seu governo sabiam as coisas muito antes dele.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Decidido a acabar com o mist\u00e9rio, determinou que o FBI descobrisse o segredo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Uma semana depois o diretor da ag\u00eancia voltou e disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Presidente, os judeus tem uma coisa que chamam de Shabat. 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Eles sentam, rezam e depois falam uma palavra secreta: &#8216;<strong>nu?<\/strong>&#8216;&#8221; (*)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Biden achou aquilo um pouco confuso, e o homem continuou falando:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Depois que um deles pergunta &#8216;<strong>nu?&#8217;<\/strong> o outro conta absolutamente tudo.&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ainda sem acreditar, Biden decidiu verificar ele mesmo. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Pediu que arranjassem um disfarce e o FBI conseguiu para ele uma roupa de ortodoxo. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O diretor tamb\u00e9m deu ao presidente um livro de ora\u00e7\u00f5es e disse que ele devia ler da direita para a esquerda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">No s\u00e1bado seguinte Biden foi \u00e0 Sinagoga, sentou e come\u00e7ou a rezar, como os outros.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"> No primeiro intervalo ele perguntou ao judeu que estava ao lado:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;<strong>Nu?<\/strong>&#8220;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E o homem respondeu, pedindo sil\u00eancio:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Shhhh! 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