    {"id":9220,"date":"2018-02-27T17:00:51","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T20:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=9220"},"modified":"2018-02-27T17:08:40","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T20:08:40","slug":"funeral-blues-w-h-auden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/funeral-blues-w-h-auden\/","title":{"rendered":"Funeral Blues &#8211; W. H. 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Auden<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\"><em><strong>Wystan Hugh Auden<br \/>\nYork (Inglaterra), 21\/2\/1907<br \/>\nViena (\u00c1ustria), 29\/9\/1973<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funeral Blues Parem todos os rel\u00f3gios, desliguem o telefone,\u00a0 Evitem o latido do c\u00e3o com um osso suculento,\u00a0 Silenciem os pianos e com tambores lentos\u00a0 Tragam o caix\u00e3o, deixem que o luto chore.\u00a0 Deixem que os avi\u00f5es voem em c\u00edrculos altos\u00a0 Riscando no c\u00e9u a mensagem: Ele Est\u00e1 Morto,\u00a0 Ponham gravatas beges no pesco\u00e7o dos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":9221,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Funeral Blues - W. 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