{"id":9248,"date":"2021-12-18T21:50:51","date_gmt":"2021-12-19T00:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=9248"},"modified":"2021-12-18T21:53:24","modified_gmt":"2021-12-19T00:53:24","slug":"no-confessionario-porque-nao-so-de-humor-judaico-e-feito-o-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/no-confessionario-porque-nao-so-de-humor-judaico-e-feito-o-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"No Confession\u00e1rio (Porque N\u00e3o S\u00f3 de Humor Judaico \u00e9 Feito o Blog)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O padre de uma pequena cidade estava no confession\u00e1rio atendendo os fi\u00e9is, quando chegou um rapaz que ele n\u00e3o conhecia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Como ele trabalhava na Par\u00f3quia h\u00e1 muitos anos, perguntou:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o \u00e9 daqui. 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