{"id":9257,"date":"2021-09-08T20:18:25","date_gmt":"2021-09-08T23:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=9257"},"modified":"2021-09-08T20:19:50","modified_gmt":"2021-09-08T23:19:50","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-38\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (38)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<strong>Fran Lebowitz<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 Nova Jersey, 27\/10\/1950)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Ter sido impopular no col\u00e9gio n\u00e3o \u00e9 justificativa para publicar livros&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><strong>*\u00a0<\/strong><b>Woody Allen<\/b>\u00a0<em>(<\/em><i>Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<br \/>\n<\/i><span id=\"result_box\" class=\"\" lang=\"pt\"><span class=\"\">&#8211; &#8220;Eu sou um amante assim t\u00e3o bom porque eu pratico muito sozinho&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">*\u00a0<b>Victor Borge<\/b>\u00a0<em>(B\u00f8rge Rosenbaum \u2013 Copenhague, 3\/1\/1909 \u2013 Greenwich, 23\/12\/2000)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Ele estava muito bem casado, mas a esposa dele n\u00e3o&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">* <b>Morth Sahl\u00a0<i>&#8211;\u00a0<\/i><\/b>(<em>Morton Lyon Sahl \u2013 Montreal, Canad\u00e1, 11\/5\/1927<\/em>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Reagan ganhou porque concorreu contra Jimmy Carter. 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Mas n\u00e3o agora\". * Larry David\u00a0(Lawrence\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Decote-200x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3460,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-21\/","url_meta":{"origin":9257,"position":2},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (21)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"26 de abril de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"* Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004) - \"Coloquei uma camisa e o bot\u00e3o pulou; peguei minha maleta e al\u00e7a soltou. Estou com medo de ir ao banheiro.\" *\u00a0Woody Allen\u00a0(Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935) - \"Eu fui criado na tradi\u00e7\u00e3o judaica; me ensinaram a\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/APOSTAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22601,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-53\/","url_meta":{"origin":9257,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (53)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"3 de janeiro de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"* Billy Crystal\u00a0(William Edward Crystal \u2013 Nova York, 14\/3\/1948) - \"As mulheres precisam de um motivo para fazer sexo; os homens precisam de um lugar\". *\u00a0Elayne Boosler\u00a0(New York \u2013 18\/8\/1952) - \"Quando as mulheres est\u00e3o deprimidas, v\u00e3o \u00e0s compras. Quando os homens est\u00e3o deprimidos, invadem outro pa\u00eds\". *\u00a0Fran Lebowitz(Frances Ann\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/MULHERES-scaled.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/MULHERES-scaled.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/MULHERES-scaled.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/MULHERES-scaled.jpg?fit=900%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":833,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-10\/","url_meta":{"origin":9257,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (10)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"8 de fevereiro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Mel Brooks\u00a0(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York, 28\/6\/1926) - \"Me acusaram de ser vulgar. Respondi que estava cagando para isso.\" *\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, \/10\/2004) - \"Eu tinha um problema e tentei o sexo grupal. 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A qu\u00edmica \u00e9 boa quando voc\u00ea faz amor com ela. 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