{"id":976,"date":"2021-02-15T13:16:39","date_gmt":"2021-02-15T16:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=976"},"modified":"2021-02-15T13:15:59","modified_gmt":"2021-02-15T16:15:59","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (11)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">* <strong>Henny Youngman<\/strong>\u00a0(<i>Henny Yungman \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing (MI), 24\/2\/1998<\/i>)<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Uma vez pensei em me tornar ateu, mas mudei de ideia. 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